Thursday, 16 June 2011

Tulu Jokes

Rampe na jokes
1)Rampe Mumbai poora sutthud onji Kudla’da hotelug poyer. Alpa Manager na table’da mith nameplate’d “VARADA RAAJA BAANAAVARA” pan’d bareth ithnDge. Aikk Ramper ayeda kende-’niklu baanaavara’dakla?’ Manager : ‘ath’. Rampanne : ‘Niklena pudar Varadaraaja na?’ Manager-’ath daaye ancha kenvar?” Rampe kende-’bukka undu board’d barethnd ancha..!!’ Manager pande-’avua? Sunday holiday pand barethina. Vaarada Raja Bhaanuvara..’
2)Ora rampe kodapana dombudu bechcha athund pand Doctornadeg konopege. Doctorda panpege” kodapanogu jwara barondu undu “. Doctor thelthd, panper” avek bal kattd uggel japudala” Illag bathth rampe anchene malpuve, Kodapana chandi aad chappe aapundu.Rampanna gu kushi apundu. Sumaar dinordu bokka rampanna bodedig jwara barpundu, apaga aar bodedina kekkilgu ballu kattud uggel gu japudave. Bokka…..

Rampe Mumbai poora sutthud onji Kudla'da hotelug poyer. Alpa Manager na table'da mith nameplate'd "VARADA RAAJA BAANAAVARA" pan'd bareth ithnDge. Aikk Ramper ayeda kende-'niklu baanaavara'dakla?' Manager : 'ath'. Rampanne : 'Niklena pudar Varadaraaja na?' Manager-'ath daaye ancha kenvar?" Rampe kende-'bukka undu board'd barethnd ancha..!!' Manager pande-'avua? Sunday holiday pand barethina. Vaarada Raja Bhaanuvara..'


Ramapanna onji "Netther"da(Blood) bagge pusthaka odondu itther. Arena budedi Sesakka kenyer "niklu avu pusthaka daye oduni..??" Aik Ramappana pander "yelle yenk raktha parikse undu pandu Doctor pander, Pass avodu attha?"



Onji dina kaande lakkd namana Rampanne Bari Chaddi d tirgondu itter. Unden toodu Rampana BoDedig mande bechcha aand Aal kandani g neriyolu. "daadaye und? eereg bethe Angi tikijja?" Aiyk Ramapanne pande "Dada Marayti, Ini yenna Birth day Atta!!!!!"

Rampannagu onji Dooja panpuna enemy ithe...Onji dina "Ek Duje keliye" picture da poster Rampanna hotel da yeduru theater daklu padavondu itthreu... Rampanne kenderu..."Avu enchinauvmbe....??" Avu "Ek Duje Keliye" Rampannagu kopa bathundu.." Daaane doojagu athula ahankarana..??Ayeetha kaithale barele...." "Do raaampa Keliye"

Teacher Gunda gu World map tojaad kenuver, "nett America vondu??" Aye tojad bathth kulluve. Bokka teacher Raampada kenver, "America n yer naaDud pathdini". Aik Raampa panpe "Gunda Nadpathdini"

Ora rampe kodapana dombudu bechcha athund pand Doctornadeg konopege. Doctorda panpege" kodapanogu jwara barondu undu ". Doctor thelthd, panper" avek bal kattd uggel japudala" Illag bathth rampe anchene malpuve, Kodapana chandi aad chappe aapundu.Rampanna gu kushi apundu. Sumaar dinordu bokka rampanna bodedig jwara barpundu, apaga aar bodedina kekkilgu ballu kattud uggel gu japudave. Bokka.....

Onji dina Rampanna bokka arne dosthi shopg poper Chaddi dethonere. Arna dosthi salesman da 7 Chaddi koriyere panpe. Rampanna ayyada kenver 7 daye nikk?? Aaye panpe onji Somavarag, onji mangalavarag,....... So Rampanna salesman da 12 Chaddi koriyare panpere. Arna dosthi shock aad kenve ereg 12 daye? Apaga Rampanna panper onji January, Onji February, onji March.....


Mage : Poppa 5 +5 eth?????? Rampanne: Wha Dade Maraya... Avulaa gotthijja????? Calculator kanala.... Yaan panpe.



yaan angadi open malpuji

A man tried to break a long ration queue but was caught and thrown back twice.....he got up:
"yenchina saavu marre niklena...yaan angadi open malpuji...saith pole!!!"
Tulu Jokes
vora panda arta aapujji.....!
Gol gumbuz me aawaaz saat baar kyu sunaai deta hai....?
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Avu daayeg panda.........
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Bijapurda gowdernakleg vora panda arta aapujji.....!


Pappa enk kannadka bodu
Mage : Pappa yenk kannadka Bodu.
Amme : daaye maga.
Mage : Yenk Doorada vastu thojujji
Amme : (Showing the Sun) Avu yenchina maga.
Mage : Soorye
Amme : Aat doora thojini yavujja? Nanala yet doora thuvodu…???
Mage : Pappa yenk kannadka Bodu.
Amme : daaye maga.
Mage : Yenk Doorada vastu thojujji
Amme : (Showing the Sun) Avu yenchina maga.
Mage : Soorye
Amme : Aat doora thojini yavujja? Nanala yet doora thuvodu…???


Watch Daaye Kandini ?
Police:: E gundana watch daaye kandini ?
Kaluve:: Yan kandiji ayene korni.
Police:: Aye nik yepa korni ?
Kaluve:: Yan bisathi thojanaga!!!!!!


Moojila No-Ball
Onji sala Lilli the great Australian fast bowler Kudla gu barper.. Oorudu poora suddi ye suddi…
Ramapanna aa suddi kendh… Lilli gu cricket gobbere invitation korper..
Ramapanna maata cricket dress padondu picth gh barper.
Lilli first ball.. Baari jordh baltond battud bowl malpuver… Ramapannag bowl tojune ijji!!!
Lilli second ball malpuver.. Avula rampannagh tojji..
Third baal paadnaga.. Umpire.. Jorudh.. “NO BALL” nd panper..
Aik ramapanna gh kopa bath’dh… :”undu yenchina No ball .. Ninna ammade… Suruta radd baal olundu..Avulaa no ball”


Tulu barpunda ? Apanda Odule.. 

One day manmohan singh call his secretary & ask him how does this mangloreans come to know of each and every news in advance.

'Simple', say's secetary," when ever this mangloreans meet each other, they greet with Andha.... Bokka. .. Vishesha?, so the other manglorean who knows of any news passes to him & this way they meet greet & pass the news known, & know the news fastest in advance".

Manmohan singh plans to check this out himself, so changes his attire into a manglorean.. ......... . clean shaved & hair cut ....white full sleeve shirt with White lungi & a gold chain & bracelete & he went to mangalore HAMPANKATTA

So he goes to a pan shop & he purchases a 555 & asked his manglorean co-buyer at that shop " Andha... Bokka... Vishesha?
He replied " Namma PM.....Manmone. ..... Kudla Baidege atta....? ancha suddi undu........ ..!!!!
2.Ori reporter daala news tikkande baari bejaard povondu uppuve. Adaga onji kadeth onji accident aad mast jana serd uppuver. Yeth try malthndala jana ayen ulayi povereg budpujer. Adaga aaye panpe,"av yenna dosti saidini,yenk jaga budle" Matherla jaga budper, umbe podu toonaga , Avlu onji kaththe saith burdu uppundu.

mpanna
Rampanna Road du du Nadothondu povond itherege Sadi D Purnduda Choli thudu ? "Aiyoo maraya ineela jaardu boorodatha".



Tulu Sardar Jokes

Onji sardarji naayida beelag pipe paDondu uppe. Aven tood kudonji sardar pande “ee dada maltundala naayida beela sarta apuji..” Aik pande “yaan naayida beela seeda malpun attu, pipe bend malpare paDdini!!!




Yer Aper Kotiadshive (KBC)

Yer malper koti ?????(Mangalore Version of KBC) Albert Porbu has won the preliminary rounds and sits on the hot seat facing Amitabh: Amitabh: Namaskara Porbule.. Porbu: Namaskara Annaa Amitabh: Your 1st Question - Hritik Roshan-na ammer yer? Choices: A) Lady Goschen B) Slow Motion C) Rakesh Roshan D) Magic Potion Porbu: Wah bhayankara prashne. Yenk lifeline bodu - audience poll malpule. Audience poll comes back with 25% to each choice. Porbu is in a fix, asks for "phone a friend" speaks to Bostaam Porbu his dad, who is too drunk to answer in the allotted time. Amitabh: Porbule, radd lifelines mugiyend, itthe daadaa malpuni? Onji last lifeline undu - "Sixty-Sixty" Porbu:OK Yaan Sixty-Sixty dethonuve..!! After finishing the drink. Porbu: Anna, yenk nanala answer gottayijji, nana onji sixty korle. Amitabh: Porbule, very sorry, eerna lifelines uppunane aath, nana onji 60 korre apuji! Porbu: onji sixty korre apujigi nikku, onji koti olthu Korpa... ????




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Tulu Jokes




Shahjahan ne tajmahal ko
yedur se dekha,
Peraud se dekha,
Right se dekha
Left se dekha
Bokka Pande
"Kushal malpare podu kharch sumar aand.boditthnda yenk love?"


Police:: E gundana watch daaye kandini ?
Kaluve:: Yan kandiji ayene korni.
Police:: Aye nik yepa korni ?
Kaluve:: Yan bisathi thojanaga!!!!!!



Onji parabe soukhya daanthe kaande bega doctor nade pope.
Doctor:eeer gangasara parpara?
Parabe: etthe borchi... Bayyad thooka...
 

Meen Bode Meen 
Kabhi hamare gali mein ana
Thoda muskurana, thoda sharmana

Thoda ithrana, thoda ghabrana
Aur zor zorse chillana
"Bangude Bhuthai Bode "
Meen Bode Meen



Tulu Kenya Cricket Team

Tulu cricket team of kenya selected players:-
1)Polambe
2)Pathya
3)Budumbe
4)Poya
5)Odembe
6)Tikkala
7)Kirmbele
8)Jappuya
9)Enchi savu
10)Balaya
11)Ammade

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  2. Daye anna shastrog joke post manthina? Odyere apuji.. Ereg jokes ododanda http://www.jokin.ga/
    g pole..

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